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“Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil, they throw flowers at you. In Argentina, they throw themselves." -- Marlene Dietrich

Thanks, YouTube, you overvalued whore

If you’re ever in a rush to go to lunch, and YouTube asks you to import your ENTIRE ADDRESS BOOK from GMail, take your time and read the fine print. You might just learn what YouTube actually wants to do is send an invitation to every e-mail you’ve EVER used or that has been copied in ANY message you’ve sent or received on GMail.

This invite list WILL include your friends and family. It will also include bosses, ex-girlfriends, people you dated once or twice, enemies of your awesomeness, people you knew from high school but don’t talk to anymore, fellow bloggers, former and current co-workers, people you wish would fuck off and die, people who wish YOU would fuck off and die, people who are relieved you don’t contact them anymore, fantasy league owners you never met, MySpace and Friendster buddies, Web-based cell phones, and your grandma.

So thanks, YouTube. Thanks for contacting 492 of my best friends and asking them to check out my videos. Thanks for making me yell “Fuck!” at work. You’re a dick.
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