Thanks, YouTube, you overvalued whore

This invite list WILL include your friends and family. It will also include bosses, ex-girlfriends, people you dated once or twice, enemies of your awesomeness, people you knew from high school but don’t talk to anymore, fellow bloggers, former and current co-workers, people you wish would fuck off and die, people who wish YOU would fuck off and die, people who are relieved you don’t contact them anymore, fantasy league owners you never met, MySpace and Friendster buddies, Web-based cell phones, and your grandma.
So thanks, YouTube. Thanks for contacting 492 of my best friends and asking them to check out my videos. Thanks for making me yell “Fuck!” at work. You’re a dick.