That's no whore, officer, that's my sister
This story was gleaned from a GChat conversation I had with my friend Dan.
Dan was awake early in Mt. Pleasant on Monday morning, on Piney Branch Parkway, when he encountered in a park two guys molesting a passed-out woman. He said, "What's going on?" to them. One says, "She's my sister." Dan says to himself, That ain't right. So he calls 911.
He called it in as an unconscious woman being molested by two men, prompting a response from 10 cops. He talks to the officers and tells them what the situation is. The three people were “mad drunk,” Dan says. MPD’s finest investigate and tell Dan, "He says she's his sister. I have to believe him."
Dan says to one of the cops, "If that's his sister, that's an odd family, wouldn't you think?" To which he said, "I agree with you, but there's nothing I can do about it."
Dan responds, “OK, sorry to waste your time, officer," with just a hint of sarcasm.
Dan now thinks the woman was probably a hooker, and it was a transaction rather than a molestation. Looks like you can take the riots out of Mt. Pleasant all you want, but in some ways, it’s still the same neighborhood it was 15 years ago.
Dan was awake early in Mt. Pleasant on Monday morning, on Piney Branch Parkway, when he encountered in a park two guys molesting a passed-out woman. He said, "What's going on?" to them. One says, "She's my sister." Dan says to himself, That ain't right. So he calls 911.
He called it in as an unconscious woman being molested by two men, prompting a response from 10 cops. He talks to the officers and tells them what the situation is. The three people were “mad drunk,” Dan says. MPD’s finest investigate and tell Dan, "He says she's his sister. I have to believe him."
Dan says to one of the cops, "If that's his sister, that's an odd family, wouldn't you think?" To which he said, "I agree with you, but there's nothing I can do about it."
Dan responds, “OK, sorry to waste your time, officer," with just a hint of sarcasm.
Dan now thinks the woman was probably a hooker, and it was a transaction rather than a molestation. Looks like you can take the riots out of Mt. Pleasant all you want, but in some ways, it’s still the same neighborhood it was 15 years ago.
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on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 8:25 PM.
