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“Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil, they throw flowers at you. In Argentina, they throw themselves." -- Marlene Dietrich

Vajay-jay fest and Challah

The biggest TV event in The Princess’ life was last night, as she invited a few friends, ordered pupusas, and made the tissues handy for the most highly anticipated McSeason McPremiere in Grey’s Anatomy history.

For those who care, here is my recap: everyone took a hit of acid and suffered some really well-lit and heavily airbrushed flashbacks, Izzie went all Miss Havisham on her roommates after Denny died, the hospital was locked down because of the plague (so lame; I feel like a douchebag even writing that last part), McDreamy realized he loves McDrunkySlut and not his wife, McVet proved himself a pussy but had great chemistry with Callie, and Cristina sat shiva for poor, dead Denny.

Next week, Cristina gives Burke a lap dance on his hospital bed while wearing hot red lingerie. I think there was some other stuff but I was distracted.

Though the episode itself was just OK (Yeah, it’s a flashback, I get it, I don’t need a ticking clock to pound me over the head every five minutes to remind me of that fact), it was fun hanging out with Josh, Kristin, DC “I’m sorry I keep crying” Katastrophe, and “I prefer ER” Tyler. We drank a lot of champagne and wine, debated the flaws and merits of the GA characters like they were real people, and realized how stupid the show sounds when you explain it out loud.

It was as close to “girls’ night” as I think I ever want to get.

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Shiftless Badger didn’t make it to the GA premiere party because he was busy cooking a goose and making challah for tonight’s Rosh Hashana dinner. Rosh Hashana, as you all probably know, commemorates both the creation of the world and the birth and binding of Isaac as well as the beginning of the ten “Days of Awe” before Yom Kippur. Duh.

Other than partying like it’s 5767, SB’s boyfriend Josh plans on blowing his shofar and regaling all of us with his amazing grasp of Yiddish. To me, these Jewish holidays are only meaningful in that they remind me of being with family and friends. If I wasn’t going to dinner tonight, I wouldn’t care. The only high holiday I DO care about is Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. I stay home, I fast, I think about the previous year, I forgive myself for my mistakes and move on. It’s a very healing day and I recommend it for the goyim as well.

So happy new year, everyone, have a great weekend, and Go Redskins!
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